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Pinball Donut Girl [Trailer]
Jul31

Pinball Donut Girl [Trailer]

Backglass will be shattered!

Martians will be shot!

Tournaments will be tournamented!

Donuts will be eaten!

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Mega-R-Cade!! – Card #M008 – Location Owner
Jul30

Mega-R-Cade!! – Card #M008 – Location Owner

The “Location Owner” is one of the most important components necessary for the survival of the hobby. Support your local businesses that support pinball.

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New Pinball Dictionary: Scottified
Jul29

New Pinball Dictionary: Scottified

To set up a game for tournament play with all options set to ‘extra hard’ and tilts not only set tight, but polished with brasso, so there’s no chance of a hit without a warning or a tilt.

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Canadian Pinball Open 2012 – Grand Final Part One – Avatar
Jul28

Canadian Pinball Open 2012 – Grand Final Part One – Avatar

Game One of the 2012 Canadian Pinball Open on Avatar. I think I am going to avoid using the Flip cam right after playing in a tournament. I need all the image stabilization I can get.

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Dude, do you have fifty cents I can borrow?
Jul27

Dude, do you have fifty cents I can borrow?

It’s time for me to get all bloggy-ranty now, so here I go. Hey this is a blog after all. Some time ago I visited my sort-of local arcade to practice up on some pinball games…

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New Pinball Dictionary: Snail Time
Jul26

New Pinball Dictionary: Snail Time

A period of invincibility earned by spelling the word T-I-M-E while playing the game Time Fantasy. During this period, if you drain the ball, you get the ball back immediately in the shooter lane.

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Would you watch this reality show?
Jul25

Would you watch this reality show?

Think of your average reality show. Really. Think of the dreck passing for produced television that has actual humans watching it. This show would be better than at least half of them.

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New Pinball Dictionary: Lance Armstrong
Jul24

New Pinball Dictionary: Lance Armstrong

The act of needing only one ball to win a pinball game from any deficit. Even though pinball games give you three or five balls to work with, the rules of some games are set up in such a way that any one ball could secure a victory

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Pinball Number Count Remix by The Singularity
Jul23

Pinball Number Count Remix by The Singularity

Take the Pinball Number Count song from Sesame Street, throw it in a blender, sprinkle some crack over it, add some break-beats, and what do you get? Well, this thing, I guess.

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New Pinball Dictionary: Another Satisfied Customer
Jul22

New Pinball Dictionary: Another Satisfied Customer

A sarcastic description of a player who loses a ball and resorts to cursing, slam tilting, rage tilting, etc. to release their frustration.

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