Abby Normal Flipper Buttons

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Dr. Frankenstein: [To Igor] Igor, may I speak to you for a moment?
Igor: Of course.
Dr. Frankenstein: Sit down, won’t you?
Igor: Thank you. [sits on the floor]
Dr. Frankenstein: No no, up here.
Igor: Thank you. [sits on a chair]
Dr. Frankenstein: Now… those flipper buttons that you gave me… was it sent by Stern Pinball?

Igor: [Crosses arms] No.
Dr. Frankenstein: [Holds up hand] Ah. Good. Uh… would you mind telling me… which flipper buttons … I did put in?
Igor: And you won’t be angry?
Dr. Frankenstein: I will not be angry.
Igor: [Shrugs] Abby…something.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby something? Abby what?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frankenstein: [takes a deep breath] Abby Normal?
Igor: I’m almost sure that was the brand. [He and Dr. Frankenstein laugh]
Dr. Frankenstein: Are you saying… [Stands] that I put abnormal flipper buttons … [Puts hand on Igor’s hump] into a 7 and a half foot tall… 56- inch deep… [Grabs Igor by throat] PINBALL MACHINE?!?!?! [Strangling Igor] IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE TELLING ME!?!

 


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