At this point in time, I am probably at MAGFest, wondering where, who or even what I am. Plus, I may be getting my ears blasted by hyper-powerful chiptune remixes.
“Are you drunk?” says my opponent. “I am drunk. You have to hit peak drunkenness to excel at this game. If I am sober, I am bad. One beer, I am better. Two beers, I am great. After that, I get really bad, really fast. You know what it’s like? It’s like bowling.
“What makes you like pinball?” says Brad.“The culture,” I say. “Compared to other games, pinball isn’t nearly as aspirational.”