Parody Card: Cat Mode

Parody Card: Cat Mode

Activate Cat Mode on a character by placing this card on top of it. A cat jumps down on top of them to block their vision, mobility, and concentration. The character’s Dexterity, Intelligence and Charisma are all reduced by 25%.

Parody Card: Pinball Wizard

Parody Card: Pinball Wizard

Pinball Wizards. Is it magic? Is it skill? Is it a mixture of both? How do they pull of those amazing pinball tricks?

Parody Card: Arcade Vulture 3

Parody Card: Arcade Vulture 3

One of the banes of an arcade operator, this evolved form of perpetrator can call on others to rifle through coin slots.

Parody Card: Pinball Tournament Director II

Parody Card: Pinball Tournament Director II

When I updated the Tournament Director card I created an alternate card along side it. I couldn’t choose which one to keep, so I decided to not think about it too much and post both of them for your viewing enjoyment.

Parody Card: Pinball Tournament Director

Parody Card: Pinball Tournament Director

The Tournament Director is a vital part of the competitive pinball community. Those who choose to take on the mantle of TD realize they must show patience, consistency, and stoicism. This card doesn’t have much to do with those qualities, though.

Parody Card: Arcade Vulture

Parody Card: Arcade Vulture

You’ve seen these offenders. Often digging into coin slots, trying to find free money. Why don’t you just pay to play a game for a change?

Parody Card: Arcade Panhandler 2

Parody Card: Arcade Panhandler 2

Uh Oh! It looks like the Panhandler has leveled up! This one is a tad more aggressive with its attacks. Defeat it to continue having fun in the arcade.

Parody Card: Arcade Panhandler

Parody Card: Arcade Panhandler

Have you ever encountered one of these specimen? If you have spent a decent amount of time in an arcade or a bar, or a bar with an arcade in it, I’ll bet that you have.

Parody Card: Smart Missile

Parody Card: Smart Missile

“They should all be destroyed!”

A Player may use this card against one character on an opponent’s playfield

The opponent’s character is either immediately destroyed or taken by the card user (choice).