This is not from the Onion. There’s an arcade with pinball machines at the bottom of a gym. So do your hard work out and then cool down with some pinball.
Sabrina Bernal, gym goer: “I’ve never seen this done anywhere else before, and I think it’s really awesome! You’re up there, you’re going hard for the most part, and then you come down here, and it’s kind of a nice, relaxed, mellow place to be.”
Beth Metcalf, gym goer: “I think it’s awesome. I go up, I go hard up there and then come down here, I’ll drink my protein shake, play a couple games and head out.”
Source: Wrist Day
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