The full title of this article I am linking you to is:
“The good news is: I accidentally seduced your wife, who’s destined to master pinball wizardry and bring an unbridled joy harmonious to the galaxy. Probably.”
Do yourself a favor and take the time to fully digest the article.
You are welcome.
SSB is the editor of the website Fun With Bonus, home of the semi-coherent, misguided ramblings of a journeyman professional/amateur pinball player.