Smart Missile

“They should all be destroyed!”

The Win Button

• A Player may use this card against on character on an opponent’s playfield
• The opponent’s character is either immediately destroyed or taken by the card user (choice).
• The card user also takes all of the opposing character’s attached cards, and can use each immediately or add it to the back of their deck

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With these MTG custom card creators that are available, it’s time I remade those parody cards I put together back in twenty-whatever year I made them (a few of those were from as far back as 2002). I like the way the Disturbing Lack of Faith, Star Wars FOTE pinball parody card came out. I can update a few of those from the old mini-series 1 and 2. Like this one you see above that was from 2009, I think. Then I can go to the list I’ve been working on and add some new ones I’ve been thinking about, since it’s fun to make them. Really get the pinball memetic action going, ya’ know? I remember having fun. I should do that more often.

I don’t know how to play MTG. There are so many sets and series and sigils and stuff. I am curious how they work together, but not curious enough to do the full research. Let’s not get crazy. The parody cards aren’t intended to be cohesive with each other or follow any real MTG card game rules. If I tried to do that, it just wouldn’t be as much fun. If you find yourself wondering “how does that work”, you’re thinking to hard about it. Besides, I’ve seen parodies of other things using these cards and they don’t seem to need to make sense either. As long as it’s funny, or at least gives me a chuckle when the idea spawns in my head, then it’s good enough to create a parody card from it.