Nothing. They don’t do anything. Just like the songs on Metallica and the four lights that don’t do anything on Wheel of Fortune.
And you know what? That’s OK. Everything will be OK, fam.
That’s the first time I’ve ever used the pseudo-word “fam” like that.
Allow me to take a moment to think about my purpose in life.
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