With double-barreled action, this creature searches for coins with twice the efficiency.
Parody Card: Pinball Tournament Director
The Tournament Director is a vital part of the competitive pinball community. Those who choose to take on the mantle of TD realize they must show patience, consistency, and stoicism. This card doesn’t have much to do with those qualities, though.
Parody Card: Arcade Vulture
You’ve seen these offenders. Often digging into coin slots, trying to find free money. Why don’t you just pay to play a game for a change?
Parody Card: Arcade Panhandler 2
Uh Oh! It looks like the Panhandler has leveled up! This one is a tad more aggressive with its attacks. Defeat it to continue having fun in the arcade.
Parody Card: Arcade Panhandler
Have you ever encountered one of these specimen? If you have spent a decent amount of time in an arcade or a bar, or a bar with an arcade in it, I’ll bet that you have.
Parody Card: Smart Missile
“They should all be destroyed!”
A Player may use this card against one character on an opponent’s playfield
The opponent’s character is either immediately destroyed or taken by the card user (choice).
Parody Card: Disturbing Lack of Faith
Upon playing this card, the next Player is blocked from making any actions during their turn.






