Parody Card: Arcade Panhandler II

Creature – Enhanced Human

Each turn roll 1d6. If the result is even, perform one of these attacks:

2: Accost – Find anyone having fun in the arcade and threaten to harm them if the don’t give you cash.
4: Marinate – Fail to use deodorant for weeks. Then, stand in the middle of the arcade and fart vigorously. Add 5 to repel abilities.
6: Steal – Stand at the change machine, wait for a person to have a bill rejected. Take the bill and run. If unable to run, go right to jail, right away.

Likes: People with quarters, visible wallets.
Weakness: Other Panhandlers, Arcade Staff, Police
Reward: Undisturbed Play, Panhandler repellant
Penalty: More Panhandlers, chance of injury

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Uh oh! It looks like the Panhandler has leveled up! This one is a tad more aggressive with its attacks. Defeat it to continue having fun in the arcade.

In 2012 I thought of more attacks than I could fit on the first card, so I made a second card. Then I made more after that about another arcade denizen…