Parody Card: Arcade Vulture

Creature – Corrupted Human

Each turn roll 1d6. If the result is even, perform one of these attacks:

2: Quick Strike – Search an unattended coin slot. If a quarter is found, add 25 Endurance
4: Graze – Look at and touch a pinball game for no reason without playing it. All Players waiting to play lose 10 patience.
6: Start Button Press – Press the start button of an unattended game. If a game starts, add 5 HP and lose 2 Pinball Karma.

Likes: Empty sections of the arcade
Weakness: Ticket redemption games
Reward: More happy players
Penalty: Chance of spawning a Panhandler

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You’ve seen these offenders. Often digging into coin slots, trying to find free money. Why don’t you just pay to play a game for a change?

Notes: Yes, that is my hand on the card. Yes, that is my The Shadow pinball game that I used to own.

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