Parody Card: Arcade Vulture 3
Creature – Degenerated Human
Each turn roll 1d6. If the result is even, perform one of these attacks:
2: Team Strike – Spawn three Arcade Vultures (at Level 1) to search as many coin slots as possible for 2 minutes. Add 10 Endurance for each coin found.
4: Coin Door Bang – Hit the coin door while looking for quarters. Add 15 Audacity for not caring about someone else’s property.
6: Coin Slot Jam – Rapidly press as many coin slots as possible. Add 5 HP for every slot that is jammed successfully.
Likes: Susan B. Anthony coin slots
Weakness: Card-based arcades (e.g. Dave & Busters)
Reward: Less coin slot maintenance
Penalty: Broken coin mechs / Damaged coin doors
2015 card
One of the banes of an arcade operator, this evolved form of perpetrator can call on others to rifle through coin slots.
Notes: For the third time, that is my hand on the card, and that is my Congo pinball game that I used to own.