Parody Card: Pinball Tournament Director
“This game is operating as intended.”
Play this card to become the current TD.
Each turn roll 1d6. If the result is 1, 2, or 3, perform the matching skill below.
Rules and Challenges made by the Tournament Director (TD) must be legal to be valid and playable. Doing illegal things is bad, even for a parody card.
I. Law and Order – Make a new pinball related rule that the opponent, chosen by the TD, must follow. If they are able to follow the rule, they win a card chosen by the TD from their deck.
II. Consistent Rulings – Construct a new pinball related dare or challenge the ALL other Players must attempt to complete by competing with each other. No one wants a fickle TD, therefore no status effects or abilities can block this action. Only the Player who the TD determines was the best at the challenge wins two cards chosen by the TD from their deck.
III. That’s Pinball – Everyone except the TD pays a penalty of one card of their choice to the current TD. The Player who the TD determines has paid the worst penalty then takes this card.
The Tournament Director is a vital part of the competitive pinball community. Those who choose to take on the mantle of TD realize they must show patience, consistency, and stoicism. This card doesn’t have much to do with those qualities, though.
2016 card