When I updated the Tournament Director card I created an alternate card along side it. I couldn’t choose which one to keep, so I decided to not think about it too much and post both of them for your viewing enjoyment.
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Parody Card: Pinball Tournament Director
The Tournament Director is a vital part of the competitive pinball community. Those who choose to take on the mantle of TD realize they must show patience, consistency, and stoicism. This card doesn’t have much to do with those qualities, though.
Parody Card: Arcade Vulture
You’ve seen these offenders. Often digging into coin slots, trying to find free money. Why don’t you just pay to play a game for a change?
Parody Card: Arcade Panhandler
Have you ever encountered one of these specimen? If you have spent a decent amount of time in an arcade or a bar, or a bar with an arcade in it, I’ll bet that you have.
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Mario has had ENOUGH!
Sometimes, you just gotta handle your business.






