One of the banes of an arcade operator, this evolved form of perpetrator can call on others to rifle through coin slots.
Parody Card: Arcade Vulture 3
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Parody Card: Pinball Tournament Director II
When I updated the Tournament Director card I created an alternate card along side it. I couldn’t choose which one to keep, so I decided to not think about it too much and post both of them for your viewing enjoyment.
Parody Card: Arcade Vulture 2
With double-barreled action, this creature searches for coins with twice the efficiency.
Parody Card: Pinball Tournament Director
The Tournament Director is a vital part of the competitive pinball community. Those who choose to take on the mantle of TD realize they must show patience, consistency, and stoicism. This card doesn’t have much to do with those qualities, though.
Parody Card: Arcade Vulture
You’ve seen these offenders. Often digging into coin slots, trying to find free money. Why don’t you just pay to play a game for a change?
Parody Card: Arcade Panhandler 2
Uh Oh! It looks like the Panhandler has leveled up! This one is a tad more aggressive with its attacks. Defeat it to continue having fun in the arcade.
Parody Card: Arcade Panhandler
Have you ever encountered one of these specimen? If you have spent a decent amount of time in an arcade or a bar, or a bar with an arcade in it, I’ll bet that you have.
Aces: The Quintessential Ace – The 2023 Open World Championship Final Ball
This Ace (a difference of 0.364%) was livestreamed on one of pinball’s biggest stages, The Open World Pinball Championship.
Parody Card: Smart Missile
“They should all be destroyed!”
A Player may use this card against one character on an opponent’s playfield
The opponent’s character is either immediately destroyed or taken by the card user (choice).
Parody Card: Disturbing Lack of Faith
Upon playing this card, the next Player is blocked from making any actions during their turn.
Gorgar General Hospital
The feature drama that highlighted Billy P. Ball’s medically induced coma and what the pinball doctor, Dr. Dude can do about it.
You can’t play good pinball without Pin-Pals!
Once I combine these with the Pinshades, the headphones with perfect sound cancellation, the headlamp, and the magnetic spotlight for the side of the game, it’s over for all of you.