This is an intelligence briefing by Princess Angela from somewhere inside Retro Atomic Zombie Adventureland.

“I have uncovered the Atomic Shop items that may be offered by The Mechanic when you visit his underground lair. After reading this, do not reveal to The Mechanic that you already know of his items and current ticket pricing scheme. Please be advised that these ticket prices are subject to change. Quantities are limited to one item, per person, per visit, and that not all items are available at all times.”