"I KNOW ALL THE KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS."
“Larry Playfair missed several games that year as the result of an unusual accident suffered off the ice between contests in Chicago. When a pinball machine failed to act as he thought it should, he took out his frustration on it and some flying glass cut his hand quite severely.”
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… crappy Internet service can cause you to lose the ball on a physical pinball game!
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Hey there, Daenerys Targaryen … What do you have there in your hands … BAO?
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Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Wait, you have heard it?
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Sadism is putting lightning flippers on Xenon. Masochism is repeatedly playing Xenon with lightning flippers on it.
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I’m so silly sometimes.
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Gravity is a fickle mistress. Wait … what?!
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That earthquake tilted my game! Didn’t you feel it?
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This is one of those “problems” I would like to see more often. It would be fantastic to see more crowded pinball halls with people lined up to play.
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Try to keep your concentration. Focus. You know he’s still there … looking, staring…
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Have you played against people who actually play better as they drink more? It seems as they get more buzzed they start hitting combos and trick shots that they never could do while sober.
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