“Pinball? I will be great on pinball.”
“Pinball is the best for America!”
“Our arcades are in serious trouble.”
“Pinball politicians are all flipping and no nudging.”
“We need to build a wall to prevent balls from draining off of the playfield!”
“We will have so many victories, we will have victories coming out of the coin slots, the coin boxes, the dollar bill acceptors!”
This is Donald Trump Pinball.
Save yourselves. I’m out of here.
(Thanks to Evan Bingham for the link to the game, which is right here.)
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