I guess we will see Master Shake in the A-Division at next year’s PAPA. We’d better not see Shake sandbagging in C-Division. Anyone who can handle 18 buttons is not a novice. So, you’d better step up, Shake.

Who needs to stage flippers when each button goes with a different flipper? Someone get STERN on the phone, so they can make this game! Or, maybe Jersey Jack could do it. I bet they would like to make some outlandish toys like that fountain in the middle of this game.

Also, I think everyone should say “Multiball, bitch!” when you get a Multiball, because pinball needs more catch phrases.