To set up a game for tournament play with all options set to ‘extra hard’ and tilts not only set tight, but polished with brasso, so there’s no chance of a hit without a warning or a tilt.  When players complain, Scott’s reply is, “it doesn’t tilt for me.”

Example: You might get away with that slap-save now, but don’t try that after the machine has been Scottified.

[Coined for pinball player and tech extraordinaire Scott Charles]